half of a yellow by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

Ugwu, a houseboy to Odenigbo, a university professor, grows in fascination of his master’s evolutionary ideology. His master’s girlfriend, Olanna, runs away from her family’s wealth and extravagant life and moves in with her lover in Nsukka teaching Sociology in the same school as he. Her suave twin, Kainene, takes over their father’s business and moves to Portharcourt. Kainene’s English lover, Richard, moves to Nsukka serving as a link between the lives of the no identical twins. We follow these characters through a Military coup, the Biafran Secession and the subsequent war. Chimamanda succeeds in weaving these characters through promises, disappointments and the darkness that marked the time.

The Characters were a good blend and I had clear pictures of them in my head at the end of the book. The way the writer described the lives of the Characters before, during and after the war enables the reader to relate to what they felt.

At first I wondered why Kainene’s Point of View was not written but in the end I understood, it worked better the way she wrote it. The back and forth times of the plot had my suspense piqued. Most writers who write this style fail to achieve it and usually leave the reader confused.

My problem as always with Chimamanda is her descriptions; they are sometimes too much in the abstract, in a way only she can understand. If one is writing for others, then I think the priority is writing what they can feel and imagine. Here’s an example ‘…she felt as though she had swallowed a white sparkling light…’ How does one swallow a white sparkling light. I don’t know how that feels, I don’t feel it, I have no idea what that means. Another example, ‘…she looked like a ripe cashew fruit…’ I rest my case.

Half of a Yellow Sun wasn’t just a novel but a record of history which many of this generation cannot picture nor can they understand. I have heard censored tales of the war from my mother, censored because she probably thought the whole story was too gory to bother me with. I realize that now after reading Half of a Yellow Sun. Most of the stories I read in its pages came as a shock. After I read the last page, I closed my eyes and tried to imagine it all, and then I understood. I understood why the Ibos were making a big deal of Biafra, it all began to make sense.

I admire Chimamanda’s skills in the way she weaved love stories into a sad-tale of war. I say, well done!


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Changing movie times without notice – Thrice I have experienced getting to the cinema to discover that a movie was cancelled or moved to another time. The first two times were because of some ‘technicalities’, the last time because they had a movie premier. The problem is not so much as changing the movie times as it is updating the changes on their website. Most people make plans with the info on the website.

Refreshments are too expensive – The snacks and drinks are unreasonably expensive and yet they restrict us from bringing our own refreshments. It’s not a bad policy, if I owned the business I’d definitely do the same, but you don’t have to rip us off. Sometimes you spend more in buying snacks than you do purchasing the movie ticket, it’s just ridiculous. They expect us to pay #200 for a bottle of drink, when it’s just #90 downstairs? I mean come on!

Selling Children’s ticket to an 18-rated movie – I mentioned this in 13 Annoying Things You Should Never Do At the Movies, how I saw a child with his parents seeing Savages. The parents share the blame of not checking the rating of the movie but the cinema staff was wrong to have sold the ticket knowing it was an 18-rated movie. They should have a policy of selling to the right age as indicated by the movie rating system.

No seats at the lobby – it’s very frustrating and annoying when you get there and have to wait for your movie time because you’d have to stand. Well, except you go down to the food court, which is packed on weekends by the way.

Arcade games don’t work – The arcade games will make a good ‘hang-around’ activity only that they’ve never worked! Every time I ask, they say it has some technical problems that will ‘soon’ be rectified. I wonder if ‘soon’ now means a different thing these days. Those boxes have been there for months and they still can’t get them to work. Why not get rid of them.

Theater rooms finishing – At first, I assumed the rooms were the way they were because they just moved and were still putting the place together. But after two years, one begins to wonder why the walls are still unpadded and the floor bare.

Cleanliness – The first time a rat ran across my feet, I refused to believe it. Even more shocking when ants drove me away from my seat once, I had dropped my popcorn and the biting and chewing ants hurried over for a feast. More alarming is when you look under you seats and find empty cans and/or bottles of drinks, foils used to wrap snacks and empty popcorn bags. I thought the rooms were meant to be cleaned after each movie.

Playing the wrong movie – I once watched the wrong movie for 30 minutes before we realized they had played the wrong movie. We immediately complained and they apologized and put the right movie. Should that be happening at all?

Screen Resolution – Imagine watching a movie with the heads of the actors cut off by the screen. Yep! I was confused at first if it was how the movie was made until my companion convinced me that something was wrong. We complained and they adjusted the screen. I used to think they were people in the tech room who monitored the screen or do they just play the movie and doze off?

Sound Proof – Every time the movie is quiet, probably during a dialogue or transition, you hear the sound from another movie in another theater room. Worse still, when it’s raining, the sound of rain drums out the movie.

Room Temperature – Most of the time, the theater is so hot people use paper, even more sad, their hands to fan themselves.

Aisle Lights – If you’re late to your movie at Genesis, then you should be ready to trip down the stairs in the theatre or develop super night vision. I don’t get why they do not have aisle lights. They should wait till I fall down those steps and sue them.

Theater room doors – it is either they install swing back doors or they keep a doorman to always make sure the door is shut. When people come in or go out and leave the door open, the music/sound from the lobby can be heard in the theater and most times distracting. 


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Customer care – Their customer care is awesome, from their welcome smile to their goodbye wave. They’re very nice in helping you pick out a movie (don’t trust their choice though) or a snack. They also recognize their regular customers.

First come, first served policy – I admire that they attend to customers in the order at which they arrived unlike most organizations in Naija where older people are served before the younger people that come before them or ‘high-class’ is served before the ‘low class’ or a customer known to drop huge tips is served before the ones that don’t.
Cast
Jennifer Aniston as Rose O’Reiley
Jason Sudeikis as David Clark
Emma Roberts as Casey
Will Poulter as Kenny
Ed Helms as Brad Gurdlinger
Tomer Sisley as Pablo Chacon

Director – Rawson Marshal Thurber

Story – A veteran pot dealer, David Clack (Jason Sudeikis), gets robbed and agrees to move a huge shipment of weed into the U.S from Mexico to settle his debt with his supplier, Brad Gurdlinger (Ed Helms). He decides to travel in an RV along with his fake family comprised of his neighbours; Rose O’Reiley (Jennifer Aniston) who’s a stripper, high school kid, Kenny (Will Poulter) and a homeless kid Casey (Emma Roberts).


Category: Mystery & Suspense
Director: Louis Leterrier
Written By: Boaz Yakin, Edward Ricourt, Josh Applebaum, André Nemec, Ed Solomon
Cast: Woody Harrelson - Merritt Osbourne, Jesse Eisenberg - Michael Atlas, Morgan Freeman - Thaddeus Bradley, Mark Ruffalo - Dylan Hobbs, Isla Fisher - Henley, Mélanie Laurent - Alma Vargas, Michael Caine - Arthur Tressler

Screenplay: Edward Ricourt, Ed Solomon, Boaz Yakin
The Story
The movie, “NOW YOU SEE ME” is about the “Four Horsemen”, a group of magicians. Who pull off a series of mind boggling heists against “dirty dealing” businessmen and shower the proceeds most times to their audiences. An FBI agent and an Interpol detective try to track these magicians almost fruitlessly, because they always seem to be one step ahead of the law. It’s a “Tom and Jerry” kinda movie literally; where the chase never ends.
Ever wondered how much it cost to produce great movies...or just movies generally? I hope some of you reading this don't flip over back wards after discovering how many zeros it took to produce some of the movies making this list. sometimes some movies, because of the way they eventually turn out we usually expect them to be expensive - ironically most aren't as expensive as we think.

This list isn't arranged in order but, still it shows clearly how expensive each movie was.

King Kong – $207 million
Kong
Yes this 2005 movie, a remake of the 1933 version, returned to the screen after so long. The film Naomi Watts was Kong’s number one lady and Jack Black, played the daring film director looking to bank on the "apely" primate. Universal Studios certainly turned a profit with over $500 million in revenue.

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End – $300 million
A World's End
The final installment in Disney’s Pirates trilogy, At World’s End resolved the stories of Captain Jack Sparrow (Depp), Will Turner (Bloom) and Elizabeth Swann (Knightley). The most expensive movie ever made received mixed reviews, but won “Best Movie” at the People’s Choice Awards. It earned slightly less than its predecessor with a gross revenue of just under $1 billion.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest – $225 million
The sequel to Disney’s Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl introduced the trilogy’s villain, Captain Davy Jones (Bill Nighy) of the Flying Dutchman. Actors Johnny Depp, Keira Knightley and Orlando Bloom returned, of course, to reprise the roles that made the first movie such a hit. Dead Man’s Chest was a hit at the box office and earned over $1 billion.

Spider-Man 3 – $258 million
Spider  - Man 3
Director Sam Raimi’s third Spider-Man movie, featuring Tobey MacGuire in the titular role and Kirsten Dunst as Mary Jane Watson, boasted not one but three major villains - Sandman (Thomas Haden Church), Venom (Topher Grace) and the New Goblin (James Franco). The film raked in nearly $900 million.
James Cameron’s Avatar – $500 million
Avatar
James Cameron, the “Titanic and the Terminator director franchise, almost knocked himself out with this movie. Out budgeting himself - and everyone else in Hollywood - with Avatar.

This flick shows humanity’s attempts to exploit the resources of an alien planet through hybrid human-alien called “avatars.” The script for Avatar was first written in 1994, but delayed production until the technology caught up with his vision. Avatar uses an innovative new motion capture camera that allows the director to watch the actor’s interaction with the computer generated world as they’re filmed, an enormous performance-capture stage called The Volume and a special skullcap for recording facial expressions.

X-Men: The Last Stand – $210 million
X-Men 
The 3rd season or episode as it were of the X-Men series saw Brett Ratner stepping into the directorial shoes to replace Bryan Singer as the mutant misfits’ world is turned upside down by forces both internal and external. The film earned higher than either of its predecessors with $459,359,555 gross revenue.
Parker
Director: Taylor Hackford

Editor: Mark Warner

Cast:
Jason Statham - Parker
Jennifer Lopez - Leslie Rogers
Michael Chiklis - Melander
Wendell Pierce - Carlson
Clifton Collins - Ross
Bobby Canavele - Jake Fernandez
Patti LuPone - Ascension
Carlos Carrasco - Norte
Micha Hauptman - August Hardwick

Story
Parker is a thief who doesn't steal from the poor, and he doesn't hurt innocent folks. He joins four other guys one of whom is related to a known mobster to pull off a hit flawlessly. Parker intends to split after the heist but the others try to kill him for refusing to join them for another job. Taking him for dead they leave his body but a farmer finds him and takes him to the hospital where he survives...recovering, he sets out to get back at those who tried to erase him.

  1. Shine torchlight in people’s faces – if you’re late to a movie and must use illumination other than the one produced by the screen, then please point the light to the floor not in people’s eyes. It’s really offensive. 
  2. Occupy more than one seat – The ticket you bought is for one seat, please use just that especially when the cinema is full. The seat in front of you was not meant as a leg rest, it is meant for someone to sit in and you might kick them in the head trying to ‘relax’.
  3. Stand up to scream at the screen – they can’t hear you, it’s just motion picture. Besides, if you need to scream or ‘talk’ to the actors, do that sitting down. Don’t obstruct the view of the people behind you.
  4. Take a call – it’s really very distracting when you take your calls during a movie. Usually the movie is loud and even when you think you’re whispering your voice is loud enough to cause a stare. 
  5. Allow your phone to ring out – always put your phone on vibration or reduce the ringer volume.
  6. Throw food across the room – if you’re excited, agitated, put the pop corn down please. Don’t throw food in the air, the person beside or in front of you might not be in on the frenzy.
  7. Dash out in every 5 minutes – if for some reason you would need to visit the bathroom frequently, then you should sit at the rear or at the edge.
  8. Have a loud discussion – if you must discuss with your friend at the very moment the movie is going on, it is best you do it outside the theatre. People paid to actually watch the movie.
  9. Turn the Cinema into your pick-up place Please wait till the movie is over to pick-up the girl/dude sitting next to you. for two reasons; he/she might be irritated at the fact that you're talking to them while they're trying to concentrate on the movie, secondly, the people around you will be distracted by your pick-up lines.
  10. Commentate – I don’t think anybody needs you explaining what’s happening in every scene of the movie or expounding the moral implications of the movie. Even if somebody needs it, wait till the movie is finished to do that. Don’t encroach on people’s fun.
  11. Take snapshots – The flash your camera produces is distracting, wait till the movie is over before turning the room into a photo studio.
  12. Bring babies to the theater – Babies are cute and I love them but when I go to the movies, I paid to actually see the movies not listen to your baby’s burps and gurgles or screaming and crying. If you have a baby and must go to the movies, get a babysitter please.
  13. Bring children into a movie rated above their age – I was once watching Savages when I heard a child scream. You cannot imagine my amazement when I turned around and found a seven-ish year old child sitting in-between what seemed to be his parents. Savages? With the sex scenes? That movie is rated 18! As much as the Cinema staff is to blame for selling a children’s ticket to an adult-rated movie, the parents also share blame for not confirming the rating of the movie before purchasing the ticket. It’s not wrong to take your children to the cinema but please confirm it’s a movie rated their age or G (General) or PG (Parental Guidance).